Keith Richards: The Fountain of Youth

SPOTTED: Health anomaly Keith Richards goes green with his liquor after receiving a dozen fifths of organic vodka for his December birthday from Rolling Stones bandmate Ron Wood's wife, Jo Wood. "...When he got it he cracked up," she told the Daily Express. "I'm always going on about how the band should drink organic booze. ..."

WHAT CAUGHT OUR EYE: Oh, the bloody irony of it all.

GET IT: $25-$35 a fifth, from various manufacturers.